LeBump James Keychain

LeBump James Keychain

We present to you: the King of Basketball, now also the King of Baby Showers. A 3D-printed fever dream you asked for.

• Because apparently dunking championships wasn’t enough,  now he’s dunking on maternity leave.

• Because the internet decided “Pregnant Shrek” wasn’t cursed enough.

• Ultra-detailed “Heat” jersey — because pregnancy glow needs branding.

Disclaimer: You manifested this with your likes. Don’t blame us when you’re explaining to your parents why you own a pregnant LeBron James keychain.