Sharvey Keychain

Sharvey: Steve Harvey, but Make It Shrek

Someone said “What if Shrek and Steve Harvey had a crossover?” and instead of ignoring it (like sane people would), we 3D printed it. Now it exists. Congratulations.

Why you need this (you don’t, but still):

• Shrek’s swamp charm meets Steve Harvey’s mustache — a combo no one ordered

• Perfectly sized for keys, bags, or as a constant reminder that the internet has gone too far
  

Disclaimer: You laughed, you liked, and now we suffer together. Sharvey is real.